Malte

Word used to describe a fat emo

You are such a malte

by ViggoNor May 2, 2022

maltesich

A dumb person.

You are so maltesich!

by realjoe October 21, 2023

John martek

Kid who wants to be the truck scene killer but shhhhhhhh.....dont tell anyone

"John marteks truck is stock"

"John martek is slow"

by Truckrice January 24, 2018

La’Martéas

The most amazing man in the whole world. He is most likely a very intelligent, one of a kind type of guy. He will do whatever he can to make sure that the people he loves are treated with the upmost respect. He is super attractive and very funny. Anyone would be lucky to have a La’Martéas.

I would love to be La’Martéas! He is a one of a kind guy!

by Anonpge13 February 10, 2019

Mr Malteser

A teacher of math and science that's not white and usually can't pronounce the word calculator.

Wow, he can't pronounce that? Must be Mr Malteser

by writerkilljoy May 23, 2019

sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019

¡Ay mantequilla!

Spanish for “Oh butter!” this is something that you can scream in a Spanish vc and confuse the shit out of everyone because they will be wondering if you are saying “Oh butter!” or “There is the butter!” or “Is there butter!” due to Ay sounding similar to Hay, which depending on how you sound can mean either of those 3 things.

Todd: ¡Ay mantequilla! (Oh butter!)
Victim 1: ¡Cálmate amigo! (Calm down my friend!)
Victim 2: ¿Hizo dijiste “Hay mantequilla”? (Did you say “is there butter”?)
Todd: ¡Ay mantequilla! ¡Ay mantequilla! (Oh butter! Oh butter!)
Victim 1 and 2: *Wheeze*
Todd: ¡Ay mantequilla! ¡Ay mantequilla! (Oh butter! Oh butter!)
Victim 1: ¡Deja de preguntar eso! (Stop asking that!)
*Todd left the chat*

by ¡Ay mantequilla! January 21, 2021