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Tofu Magnet

A person who typically attracts only orthodox vegans, earthy artsy types, or wannabe hippies that sport goatees and poet berets.
Girl 1: Violet seems to have a thing for skinny dorky losers with bad goatees who refuse to eat meat.

Girl 2: Yeah, that Violet's always been a real tofu magnet.
by narbles February 25, 2011
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Sag magnet

where an elderly person is sexually attractive to an individual of some description
the dude thats banging barbara windsor is a sag magnet
by totalmeh123 March 22, 2011
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Like Magnet

Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.
There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.
by nikol54601 March 26, 2011
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muppet magnet

i person who always seems to attract muppets (A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.) muppet
im feel like a muppet magnet , i always end up with muppets around me.
by DaveFar July 23, 2011
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magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!
he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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Magnetic Door

1. An appealing and irresistable person and/or object that attracts other people to come and/or approach to him/her
2. Great and perfect opportunity(ies) that one's can not resist.
1. Hey, what are you waiting for? Open that magnetic door, and go after your dreams becoming famous actor!
2. She is such a magnetic door, everyones seems fall in love with her, also she has 100M of IG followers.
3. For around 5 days she is waiting for the magnetic doors to be appear out of nowhere.
by sharerainbows March 3, 2023
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Magnetic Flux

This is apparently a term that is used to refer to the molecular makeup of the soul.
R: The soul is made of magnetic flux
A: What..
by formeireallylikecone April 1, 2023
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