Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner

The Christmas film. God bless.

Hey, do you know "Christmas with the Kranks?"

Oh, you mean Jaded Couple Arguing In a Low-Energy and Passive-Aggressive Manner. Yeah, I watch it every so often!

Wait, wha-

by Dedede Man December 24, 2020

magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

magnetic fields

A magnetic field is the magnetic effect of electric currents and magnetic materials

Magnetic fields can be produced by moving electric charges and the intrinsic magnetic moments of elementary particles associated with a fundamental quantum property, their spin.

by coolwaves159 March 16, 2017

magnet

A student enrolled in a magnet program specifically involving math and sciences, who has a dumb sense of humor and few if not no practical social skills. Magnet students remain fixated on school during all aspects of their life, often stressing to the point of what borders on an anxiety attack.

Magnet students (females in particular) can be associated with the phrase "oh my god I failed that test" followed shortly by a grade of 95% or higher.

Magnet males can be associated with a sick sense of humor and an inability to understand any and all forms of humor with the exception of math and calculator oriented, black people, and homosexual oriented jokes, and these only in short "one-liners" or inappropriate physical displays unbecoming of students in high school.

The typical magnet student is very “cliquey” with other magnet students and branches out only slightly to other groups, mostly through common functions such as orchestra or CTY.

“That magnet student wishes the teacher to call him charizard during class."

"which magnet student?"

"the one putting the I LOVE DICKS sign on that kid's back"

by voltaire June 8, 2005

magger

A word used by deuschebags across America to describe a girl that you must put a porn magazine on to keep yourself aroused during sex. Ideally you put it on her back during doggy style so that she never knows, but if he is truly hideous, the front will suffice.

Words to know: gagger bagger

Deuschebag 1: "Hey man, check her out"
Dueschebag 2: "Holy Shit! What a f***ing magger. I bet she's tight as sh!t though. Noone would want a piece of that. I'd mag and tap that in a second."

by giggidy February 21, 2005

dick magnet

Almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softballs.

"Cheney was on Fox again last night."

"Whattaya expect? They're such a dick magnet."

by woodchuck cooperative November 3, 2009

manger

1. When a man is angry he has manger. 2. When a woman is angry with a man for doing a stereotypical male thing, she has manger towards him.

1. Scott lives his life through a seething, stifling cloud of manger. 2. Courtney has manger towards Scott because he spent all their money at the strip club.

by Scott Kane/Courtney Hunter May 28, 2006