Mountain Cow

A type of cow found along the "huge" mountain regions in Iowa.

"Hey Dad, look at all those mountain cows,"

by swimmydino34 July 2, 2021

shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.

That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.

by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021

Happy Mountain

A preceding descriptive term that makes practically everything sound pleasing and/or amusing.

Happy Mountain Cider
Happy Mountain Chowder
Happy Mountain Village
Happy Mountain Diapers
Happy Mountain Parking Ticket

by Jasper Smeed January 9, 2010

Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021

Mountain Spinach

Weed, Dope, Marijuana, Cannabis, Reefer

Lets smoke some mountain spinach!
I had a great crop of mountain spinach this year!

by Ouboet1124 October 24, 2011

spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile

Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back

by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017

Gore Mountain

The best ski area in New York state, and possible the entire east coast (of the U.S). Definitely better than Whiteface...

I skied at Gore Mountain last weekend, and it was my best skiing experience on the east coast.

by CHicken Sandwich, Trout April 3, 2023