Loudonville Ohio is one of the most boring towns ever. You could go shop at the only shoe store, or you could go eat at The Hanover House Diner. The Diner is the only good place to eat anymore. Theres one bar here too, Beano's. The bowling alley burnt down years ago, which was the only source of entertainment. Our awesome history is pretty much the Flexi and Canoeing. Our high school isn't too bad. Our football team is improving, and even flip flopped their losing records. Soccer teams aren't that bad. Basketball was really good in the 11-12 season. Unfortunately, they suck now. We need our old seniors back. Our cheerleaders.. Well.. They are pretty good for the most part. Our Softball is AMAZING.. And always has been. Probably our best sport. The baseball team is ok I guess. Marching band is NOT a sport, although they think they run this town. They even have their own little beef with the cheerleaders.. It's funny. Loudonville pretty much only has its SPORTS (not band) to be proud of.. Which they should be.
Joe: hey man wanna go do something in loudonville tonight?
Rick: like go to Beanos?
Joe: no.. Lets go to a softball game.
Rick: oooooh ok yea that sounds like more fun.
Joe: yea because they will win like always.
Rick: like go to Beanos?
Joe: no.. Lets go to a softball game.
Rick: oooooh ok yea that sounds like more fun.
Joe: yea because they will win like always.
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Terry: Did you see that guy do a Loudon Wainwright III?
Paul: Do you mean the one who lifted a tree from a trapped child, threw it at a circling UN helicopter, made love to forty-eight different women in seventy-three different positions simultaneously and then wrote an awesome song about it, all whilst totally carrying off a cowboy hat?
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Paul: Do you mean the one who lifted a tree from a trapped child, threw it at a circling UN helicopter, made love to forty-eight different women in seventy-three different positions simultaneously and then wrote an awesome song about it, all whilst totally carrying off a cowboy hat?
Terry: Yeah, that's what I said.
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