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loudrick by Sexybastard87 October 2, 2018
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To truly understand this concept one must first have an understanding of 'Post-Break-Up Rule #1: No sex with ex's best friends'. This concept is a widely excepted concept across the United States and most of the free world. If you happen to be one of the few who are not familiar with this concept I'll sum its logic and definition up for you in a short, clear synopsis : When a long term couple splits up it is common courtesy to NOT have sex with your ex's best friends. However, this concept seems to be a difficult one to follow in the world so most individuals are allotted one fault; that one chance to fool around or even possibly have sex with one of your ex's best friends that you may have taken an interest in. But here's the catch, here's what separates the soulless from the souled, here's what separates <i>you</i> from me: After these extremely disrespectful acts have been committed, a phase of guilt kicks in, a time for the accused to think about what they've done to their friends, even if their friends didn't know... just the fact that it was done, that's what makes it wrong. That's where the guilt comes from. After this realization usually comes the point where the guilty two decide 'You know, that wasn't right. In fact, that was very wrong, what kind of friend am I anyway? Well, I don't want to be a friend who does things like this. Because, whether it means anything or not, it's still very wrong.. and I'm a piece of shit for doing it'. Once again my friends, this is where we come to the cross-roads, this is where the good is separated from the bad, the souled from the soulless, me from you. After this is all said and done, two main possibilities lie ahead: That in which the two stick with the conclusion they have come upon and be good, true friends... or just do it again! After the chance for real guilt to help you realize why what your doing is wrong... when you've discovered what a shitty thing it is to do.. and you DO IT AGAIN! -that's something that deserves a name of it's own. And from a slight morphing of the infamous word ludicrous, and additions of other vowels and consonants with special meaning behind them, thus is born the term LOUDICK. So the next time you're F'ed over by your friends, just remember: LOUDICK!
Geeze Sally, I knew you had sex with your ex's best friend once, but didn't you agree that it was wrong and a mistkae? So why did you do it again!? THAT'S LOUDICK GIRL!
Loudick by Someone who picks the wrong friends.. Some of the time. August 11, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable