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Laying the snack down

When you have a fully erect penis and slam it down onto your Girlfriends head from behind while she's seated in a chair. When She turns to see what hit Her, slap her in the face with it again.
I was horny and wanted some head, so I laid the snack down on my bitch. Laying the snack down makes her wet as fuck!
by DanielVanzant August 28, 2023
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Laying pipe

To lay pipe is to absolutely rail a man.
Laying pipe is to rail a man
E.g. Jamie - "I just laid pipe in Zong, he got it pretty rough"
Zong (overhears Jamie's words) - "yeah I did"
by Harrydon May 30, 2023
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laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.
I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.
by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024
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laying eggs

To make lots of cash and be stupidly rich
Guy 1: Gosh, I hate how Tim is always laying eggs and getting more bitches than the rest of us.
Guy 2: Yeah, I wish I could lay eggs too.
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Laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
Person 1:Jack was laying pipe last night.

Person 2: idk what that means. My autism prevents me from understanding euphemisms.

Person 1: it's okay. He had sexual intercouse with someone with XX chromosomes.
by Omencaptains June 13, 2024
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Laying Bacon

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest
by Crumstealer September 18, 2025
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To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water
“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass
by Rogersbae September 20, 2025
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