White Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.

Also called young man's disease.

"Nice guys finish last?" Tony asked. "So does that make White Knight Syndrome bad?"

by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005

Knight Rider

In homo sapiens, a Knight is the individual in the community whom the others follow. Within this community, a female referred to as a "Knight Rider" prides themselves on their ability to attract and wrangle the "Knight Stick". If knight stick hunting was economics, their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Knight Rider Pack is enevitably diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a Knight Rider at the top, competiters for being a Knight Rider in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling Knight Rider and take her place.

1) Two female college roommates vying for "Knight Rider" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA, who happens to be a knight, in a futile attempt to show off their knight stick courting superiority and in the process encourage other knight riders.

by therealest1987 March 11, 2012

Keith

Someone with a very strange sense of humour, usually someone who never gets round to moving out from his mums, tends to attract strange minx like creatures who worship the ground he walks on

minx: do you have your own place?
boy: No, I still live at home.
minx oh, your a Keith

by dayhater November 28, 2011

Keith

The most lovable awesome guy ever... like i fucking love this kid
Never boring to talk to
Extremely Cutee
Super Nice

The Perfect kid ever
Might make me angry some times but always saves it in the end with the cutest compliments EVERR
Tends to be on the shorter skinnier side

Falls in love and sticks to them
Has Brown hair and brown eyes

Is Mysterious too most people but if he really likes you he'll let you in on his life
You've got to love this kid because i know i do <3

Girl #1: Who you txting

Girl #2: Keith
Girl #1: What'd he say?
Girl #2: He told me he love'd me
Girl #1: Aww he's a keeper definetely

by whatacutiepie7 June 30, 2011

keithing

the act of staring at another with no intention to convey and idea or thought. usually with glassy eyes and a tilted head like a dog being confused.

"quit keithing me, you are starting to freak me out."

by towguy October 8, 2013

White Knight

A guy who is overprotective of a girl with the hope of sleeping with her.

Why is he such a ****ing white knight? Does he think he'll actually get laid?

by NotMe( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 28, 2017

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to distinguish what it is or is not.

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao champ! We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. I feel like I just want to complain to someone for no specific reason.

by Sexydimma October 9, 2014