A beautiful woman who sucks at acting. She has looks, but lacks talent, which ultimately, is not a good thing. Unfortunately, as soon as her looks begin to fade, Hollywood won't even hesitate to toss her into the dumpster.
Boy: Jessica Alba is sooooo hot!
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
Me: Yeah, I guess she's pretty, but unfortunately, that's all she really has. She possesses absolutely no acting talent. I think she'd be better as a model.
by the.marionette March 4, 2008
Get the Jessica Albamug. My Babygirl. the love of my life.Jessica is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. She is the most amazing girl and deserves the entire world. She is my best friend and the best girl i have ever called mine. So basically Jessica is the best girl in the world!
by carl lama with two hats April 29, 2010
Get the Jessica Seeleymug. Ex. AWESOMENESS
Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?
Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?
by MAR-Matthew October 20, 2008
Get the Jessica Teddybearmug. When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.
Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.
by elladrew April 19, 2005
Get the jessica simpsonmug. Person 1: "yo you seen jessica fernihoughs wrists"
Person 2 "yeah but that's fake and she has no friends so no one cares
Person 2 "yeah but that's fake and she has no friends so no one cares
by I like meth 69 420 November 25, 2019
Get the Jessica fernihoughmug. by Stickyyyyyy November 26, 2010
Get the Jessica Crosbymug. a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004
Get the jessica simpsonmug.