Sexy Jebus

An utterance often screamed out after a terrifying or startling instance.

"Oh Sexy Jebus! Oh Sexy Jebus, help meh!"

by Marauder Shagger February 7, 2009

Crusty Jebus

A new strain of highly contagious fast acting STI, consisting of dried mucus around the genitalia. Very commonly spread in party’s set in the 80s.

Johnny gave Sandy his crusty jebus last night

by Hugh_jackmeoff October 7, 2018

Pardes Jewish Day School

kind, no bullying, rule follower, inclusive

that isn’t very pardes Jewish day school of you

by Miss girl January 7, 2021

Sneaky Jewish Anthem

"Hava Nagila" in integrity, an anthem considered by many to have sneaky traits as well as some superior capital control over their peers.

This strongly reminds me of the time that dude EMANATED the "Sneaky Jewish Anthem" while washing his hands with hand sanitizer after entering the bank.

by Tartar of Undergarnments January 18, 2021

born Jewish privilege

The privilege a Jew born of a Jewish mother has over a Jewish convert or a patrilineal Jew.

That's born Jewish privilege that they treat you better there than they do Jewish converts.

by BrooklynJew September 6, 2021

The Jewish Pipeline

You've heard of the Sunflower Sour Tower right? Where the girls lay one on top of the other and yada yada ya?
Well now we have the Jewish Pipeline. Where at least 5 guys lay down, from fat to skinny, and the girl sucks em all down the line.

Drunk jennifer was at a party of mostly drunk guys and declared it's time for her to take the Jewish Pipeline

by HighSyd April 17, 2022

International Jewish Conspiracy

Something morons accuse you of alleging when you point out the obvious things that Jews openly do.

Hey seems like Jews really push hard to keep a ethnostate for themselves but push for White majority countries to be multicultural and integrate lots of non-Whites. Kind of like they consider us an enemy to be destroyed

What are you talking about, there is no international Jewish conspiracy to have a Jewish country for themselves and make White countries brown. The last thing Jews want is for Israel to be a Jewish homeland and the first thing they want are lots of homogenous White ethnostates!

by Canviale January 22, 2023