Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.

EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?

by The AWPerator April 22, 2011

jake gyllenhaal

the most gorgeous, incredible man on the planet. he is an american actor and starred in movies such as Donnie Darko and Brokeback mountain.

When I grow up, I want a Jake Gyllenhaal type of guy

by Lauren C. C. February 28, 2009

Jake Paulers

DUMB BRAINWASHED 10,11,12 Year olds supporting a idiot called jake paul they need help and stop supporting team 10 because theyre stupid and idiots jake paul sucks and so do the jake paulers give your mom's phone back

JAKE PAULERS BE like i love jake paul !!!!!!

by Yadhira930 January 11, 2018

Jake

Jake's idea of flirting is creepy and slightly perverted. He will take pictures of you in secret, talk about private information, and get down with Pikachu. He may also sometimes say things such as, "Horny Jake activated."

Jake, please stop taking pictures of me!

by IsGudd November 2, 2019

jake

A super hot, funny, compassionate, sweet, adorable guy (MAN). He always has a hot girlfriend and is really strong. His smile is contagious.

hot chick #1: I would kill myself if only I could see Jake's large, gigantic, masculine penis once before I died.

hot chick #2-200988340983409384098304983: YES!!! WE ALL WOULD!

by DUde 1093u04984 April 21, 2008

Jake Delhomme

The name for the point in time that a quarterback chokes and throws an interception, usually happening at the most crucial point in the game. Can accurately be compared to Peyton Manning's interception costing the Colts Super Bowl XLIV.

Mark: Man, Peyton Manning really choked on that pass, he just threw the game away.

Tom: Yeah, he totally just pulled a Jake Delhomme on everybody.

by AllTheGoodNamesAreTaken99 February 7, 2010

Jakeball

Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in the west of scotland
meaning Degenerate Alcoholic.
It is often shortened to "Jake" or "jakey"
When referring to someone in a particulary severe drunken state they can be said to be "Jaked". This does not necessarily mean that they are an alcoholic.
A scruffy man drinking cheap cider at 8am is most likely Jakeball

Some Jakeball was sick on the bus earlier.
I must have been Jaked last night, I cant find my shoes.
Beat it, ya mad Jake.

by glamourfailurezone August 6, 2006