internyet

a term for the internet when it is slow or down. from 'internet' + 'nyet' (Russian "no")

My progress at work would be better if it weren't for the internyet.

by quoit November 8, 2016

internet

The reason that I'm on urban dictionary right now.

Oh great, I am a dirty freak. Thanks internet.

by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018

Internal licking

When you stuck your head inside yourself and lick you know what

Hey Dude, last night i did some internal licking
Bro, that’s sick my parents won’t let me

by B-Monkey Obama May 7, 2020

the internet is here

A beautiful song created by meme queen Dan Howell and angel bean Phil Lester. It celebrates the importance and beauty of the internet.

Friend: *comes out as gay on the internet*
You: *Plays The Internet Is Here

by : - ) November 24, 2016

Hello Internet

A podcast hosted by CGP Grey and Brady Haran.

"Did you listen to the latest episode of Hello Internet?"
"No, that podcast is too awesome for my puny mind to comprehend."

by Randomness999999 January 9, 2019

Intense Farting Remorse

When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.

John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.

(several seconds and it disperses)

John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.

John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM

Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.

by Cool Ev December 2, 2010

inferno tower

firy boi who can melt your lvl 10 golem in seconds or eliminate your 37846 loons instantly

Wow I´m TH 10 what I am going to build?

Inferno Tower of course

by Zivilcourage January 23, 2021