by ziggle October 26, 2008
Get the Porn Modemug. After a heavy meal during a lunch break (usually 60 minutes), one would return to there work desk.
Shortly after sitting down, tiredness would kick-in and prevent you from doing any work.
Thus entering Siesta Mode.
Times can vary, normally Siesta Mode peaks after 2pm.
Shortly after sitting down, tiredness would kick-in and prevent you from doing any work.
Thus entering Siesta Mode.
Times can vary, normally Siesta Mode peaks after 2pm.
Guy1 - That was a textbook lunch from the pub
Guy2 - Tell me about it!
Guy1 - Proper Siesta Mode now!
Guy2 - True, think I will lie down on my keyboard now.
Guy2 - Tell me about it!
Guy1 - Proper Siesta Mode now!
Guy2 - True, think I will lie down on my keyboard now.
by Avi-man December 9, 2009
Get the Siesta Modemug. Noun
1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
1. When a woman has a yeast infection with crowd dispersing aroma and pubic hair resembling the dreadlocks of Marshawn Lynch.
"After the game, we got through the crowd pretty quickly. It's a good thing my girlfriend was in yeast mode."
by billebllunt December 9, 2013
Get the yeast modemug. Johan is defined as fierce, beastly, and untamed. Mode is defined as a way of operating or using a system, So to be in Johan mode is to go hard, not allowing anything to stop or deter you from your mission . Basically, this means when someone’s in Johan mode, they are not to be fucked with!
by ZaleDH October 5, 2020
Get the Johan Modemug. When a friend talking to you in person, on the phone, or in any other social circumstance mumbles out a sentence uncontrollably and you cant tell what the hell their saying.
M- Dude I heard that she was dating another guy
S- Naw mayynee you ain get it duude she jus (whole bunch of random crap...)
M- Dont go Sena-Mode on me! This is the third time today...
S- Naw mayynee you ain get it duude she jus (whole bunch of random crap...)
M- Dont go Sena-Mode on me! This is the third time today...
by MichTheGreatest September 20, 2010
Get the Sena-Modemug. When you find out you are about to get drug tested and you drink CERTO fruit pectin mixed in gatorade. If you time it correctly, your system will temporarily make your piss read clean on a urine test.
I applied for a job, but they require employees to pass a drug test. Looks like Ima have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
Friend 1: Idk what to do bro, my parents found a pack of joint papers in my car. I might be fucked.
Friend 2: They might drug test you. Wanna run to WalMart and get some gatorade? You might have to initiate Certo Mode.
by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019
Get the Certo Modemug. by heartbroken homie May 14, 2019
Get the poopoocaca modemug.