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instagranted

The state of being merely thought of as an instagram follow statistic.
Jeffrey was taken for instagranted by Ashley so that she can boost her follower to following ratio of 634 to 89, despite Ashley knowing who Jeffrey was since 4th grade.
by David Gregory Smith July 13, 2024
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Instagraddict

Someone who is constantly or persistently on Instagram.
We're taking our daughter's phone away because we're concerned that she may be an instagraddict.
by The Sustain Pedal November 30, 2023
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InstaGrat

1.) A "brat" persona (possibly involving instant celebrity) social media personality often with a mostly inflated, self-perceived meteoric rise to fame and social influence;

2.) The instant regret / hangover one feels at closely aligning with such a person as defined in the first definition herewith;

and/or the "hashtag regret" one feels following a particularly humiliating and/or regrettable social media gaffe / online faux pas / aka regretti spaghetti scenario, situation, condition and/or set of conditions;

3) "Instant gratification" shorthand that usually leads to shame and/or regret later, though possibly could simply be that what is full of such speedy gratification without those complicated feelings (context and time may tell)
1.) That person in the squirrel furbies getup who is riffing on or copying the traveling gnome photolog thing is such an InstaGrat!

2) "Dude, my feelings of shame and embarrassment are are tantamount to InstaGrat level!" Or "My InstaGrat at having known that over-posting social media ho/slammer person is immense and worse than a bad hangover."

3) Posting that image was so satisfying that I was instagrat-ified!
by ArtfulFille December 26, 2024
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instafam

When a person marries someone who already has children from a previous relationship, usually said of a single, never married man. Single, never married men tend to use this term in a derogatory manner until it happens to them.

This may be considered an alternate definition of 'instafamily' as well.
Bob's new wife has three kids from her first marriage. Bob has an instafam- just add daddy.
by dalaggie January 31, 2008
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Instagret

When you post an Instagram and forget to add your relevant hashtags or miss out on hashtags you wished you added.
Man, I posted this pic on Instagram but shoulda added #whateva as my #hashtag. I now have instagret.
by funkchick November 21, 2014
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instagasm

When someone you admire comments your instagram posts, you have an orgasm
Lau: Oh god, Patricia coriel commented my post *instagasm intensifies*
by finderskeepers69 August 6, 2016
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Instalkgramming

Sheila was so obsessed with her ex, the server logs showed her Instalkgramming him for fourteen solid days.
by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister July 23, 2016
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