Maile

My name

Maile and Tessa went shopping.

by 5miles February 21, 2021

junk mail

the obscure sexual act referring to gloryholing through a mailbox slot in someone's door. first refereed to in cyanide and happiness comic #2373

steve: hows the mailman going john?

john: awesome, dropped off my package in my neighbor's door yesterday, gave them some junk mail.

steve:aw, tha's nastyyy.

by GotAPackageForYou April 20, 2011

Junk Mail

a sexual act in which one uses a mail slot as a glory hole

The lascivious postal worker reaccepted George's "junk mail".

by GILLTERONTO April 20, 2011

Delivering the mail

An assassination attempt.

"That bad blood is delivering the mail, no more direct message than bullet in the brain."

by Zed Numar July 30, 2021

Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

send mail

send pics

so you not gon send mail?

by anonymous July 27, 2023

flayl mail

Mail sent to a correctional facility with drugs seeped into the letter and or envelope

I sent some flayl mail to my bf

by 101north February 2, 2017