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Hooker tickets

I paid for my lunch using hooker tickets.
by Roscoethadon May 24, 2018
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Hooker

I caught that fish like I caught an STD, through a hooker
by OniHere May 26, 2018
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hookerella

that hookerella want just ruin my life...
OMG!, how is that hookerella?! yummy!
by @brauscreen September 28, 2018
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Hooker Cuddle

First you pay a hooker for sex, and then you complete the “transaction.” Afterwards you start to talk about your life and life’s struggles. The hooker offers advice and comforts you in this time of need.
I left a review for “Escorts A La Modé” stating:

“ I really enjoyed Nadia, not only for her openmindness during our encounter but also for the hooker cuddle after.”
by jfs912 February 16, 2019
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honkerbagooloos

a better meaning for tit of boob(s)
nick: ayer that hailey girl got some nice honkerbagooloos
by hgonzalez03 May 3, 2019
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Hooker Piss

When you have ur friend stick a fish Hook through your foreskin so you can piss no handed
The paraplegic had his friend help him hooker piss
by Captain Clam Hammer May 24, 2019
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hooker’s kazoo

An unexpected outbreak of oral sores from a musical origin.
No matter how much you like music, blowing on a Hooker’s Kazoo is NOT worth it.

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... except for Hooker’s Kazoo.

I used to stay at the Best Western, until I got Hooker’s Kazoo. Now it’s the Comfort Inn for me.
by Hooker’s Kazoo September 6, 2019
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