Nurse Helga Bumgames

A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.

Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.

Her popularity is the stuff of legend.

Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006

hella

Slang meaning "really" "very" or "many" that Northern Californians think is really cool. When in reality the rest of Americans think its really very stupid.

Sally: Ugh, i just came back from my trip across Northern California
Sue: Was it cool?
Sally: Yeah, except those morons kept saying hella after every 3 words.
Sue: Hella? What the hell kind of word is that?
Sally: A lame one.

by sowingseason December 11, 2008

hella

Word used by Nor*Cal natives, for a lot, or very.
Can be used more then once in the same sentence.

Hella So-Cal people hella trip off of the word "hella", its insane how much they care.

Socal people, hella need to relax.
CCC

by RHPF October 10, 2003

ain't that hella bitchrod

A common phrase, can be used to display either excitement and exuberance or disappointment and loathing.

Will replace the word "cool" in a few years, due to the greater amount of fun while stating it.

Man, I got a new comp! Ain't that hella bitchrod!

D00d, that poem had tons of poetic devices, such as similes, asonance, aliiteration, and metaphors! Ain't that hella bitchrod!

Holy carp! You just threw my backpack into the toilet! Ain't that hella bitchrod!

by Huet June 21, 2006

veggie helga

commenly go by the name of saskia, these are sweedish vegitarians that should be refferd to as helga. Aslo the language they speek is a secret sweedish dielect

Normal person: Hey, are you a veggie helga?
Helga: Herdy gerdy gerd herd gerd

by jackins May 17, 2007

Hella Gay

Originally from Oakland, California, but grew and has been labeled by both locals & outsiders as a Bay Area slang term:

HELLA
hel-la
adverb:

Extremely, Largely or Plentiful

HELLA GAY
hel-la-gay
adverb & verb:

A person performing an extremely unpopular or unfavored act.

Description of a bad, un-welcomed or uncomfortable situation.

Slang definition of a negative pun

Highly criticizing one's actions

Humorous compliment of a funny and/or unusual act

"Dude, those nut-huggers you call pants are hella gay."

"Cause you didn't lend me 5 bucks, you're mom's Hella Gay!"

"If you don't lend me World of Warcraft, then your mom's like Hella Gay!"

by jay.boy.deez.nutz, MoFo ! ! ! February 23, 2012

Helal

Yin.

A person who is fond of chocolate, and who forgets to treat Yang with iftar.

A person who is wayy too much into Pokemon, such as Psyduck.

A person who makes random comments.

Helal=Halool
(4:22 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: u gotta see this xD

(4:22 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: is there anyone around u first?

(4:22 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: no

(4:22 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: im webcammin with a frnd in uk

(4:22 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: lol

(4:22 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: weird emoticon which is tryna do sumthin stupid....
(4:22 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: no i dun wanna see

(4:22 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: LoooL

(4:22 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: plz

(4:23 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: oh hahah its the emoticon hahhahhaa

(4:23 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: ya hhehehehe

(4:23 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: dude thts wrong

(4:23 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo:

(4:23 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: y ?

(4:23 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: ur sick bitch

(4:24 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: lol

(4:24 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: btw

(4:24 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: Faith is a pimp xd

(4:24 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: why

(4:24 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: she gave u this/

(4:24 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: dont tell me man

(4:24 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: ..lol?

(4:24 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: no

(4:24 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: this was from tariq

(4:24 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: lool

(4:24 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: oh hahha

(4:24 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: why is faith a pimp

(4:24 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: ?>

(4:25 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: dunno xD

(4:25 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: this was just an absolutely random moment i have usually

(4:25 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: fuck douchbags

(4:25 AM) -.::™©---ümåì®: hahhaha i hav to tell her hahha

(4:26 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: Lol O.O ?

(4:26 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: dude anything i tell u should be a secret

(4:26 AM) ₪ ๖ۣۣۜۜHaLoo: plz ._.

by ooopslucky October 13, 2009