A synonym for an iPod that iPad and iPhone owners use to describe these music players because they are inferior to their more expensive iOS devices. Includes iPod touches, nanos, shuffles, videos, minis, and iPod classics.
Frank: Hey Steve can I use your iPhone to iMessage my mother?
Steve: Just use your iPod touch. Oh wait, there's no wifi out here...stupid bitchPod.
Tom: Let's watch this cool movie on my third generation iPod video!
Bob: No, let's use my iPad. Your bitchPods screen blows.
The desire of, or obsession with, wealth or material things without regard to the consequences. Often used as "worship of the bitchgoddess"
Bill worked all the overtime he could get to enable his worship of the bitchgoddess, though all the new cars, houses, and pretty baubles couldn't save a dyingmarriage...or a dwindling bank account.
A term for when a girl is on her period and if you piss her off she will bite your head off. Sometimes two girls can be in bitchmode together, and that is more dangerous for the male specimen. It is even worse if the two girls are best friends. Bitchmode gets more intense as the menstrual cycle progresses. Hint: don't mess with a girl in bitchmode because it will end badly for you.
Besties before testies #teamvagina
Kathryn: I can't believe he did that. I'm on my period and have been in bitchmode for three days already.
Maegan: Me too. Wrong time to piss me off. Bitchmode activated.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).