HELMATIZED 

THE ACT OF BEING DETOURED FROM THE TASK AT HAND DUE TO THINGS SUCH AS CELL PHONE USE, CHATTING NOGGIN'S OFF, AND, DISCUSSING ALL TERRAIN VEHICLES.

"MICHAEL STANLEY HAS BEEN HELMATIZED MOST OF THE DAY, TODAY."

HELMATIZED by DUDEFACEKILLAINMANILLA October 18, 2011

hermitized 

to be in voluntarily imprisoned by friends and family

I feel "hermitized" today as i cannot go out because somebody is coming to my house.

hermitized by babs h October 22, 2010

HeadMatized 

When the head so good, it has you going crazy and craving more and more.

Franny sucked the soul right out of my dick. She literally got me feening for more ! I can’t get enough!!!she got me headmatized

HeadMatized by Boss Daddy76 April 4, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022