Heathers

Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my d-ck?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch

Omg the Heathers are with VeRoNiCa

by busterisheresis November 12, 2019

Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.

Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.

by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022

Heather

A girl that breaks hearts and takes names. A lover of Chic-Fil-A, she betrays her friends by not tattooing chicken minis on her dewy skin. Heathers are like the beginning of a “tale of two cities”: She was the best of times, She was the worst of times. Heathers are dangerous.

Heather told me she was going to get a chicken minis tattoo, but called me a safety cone instead.

by TinderSwindler June 24, 2022

Heather

Pretty much the most special gift you could ever get. the most special baby girl you will ever be privileged to know. she is incredibly adorable. she is drop dead gorgeous, amazingly beautiful. she's admirable and faithful and shy, when you see her on Snapchat it gives you butterflies, when you kiss her it makes your knees weak and despite her lisp, when you hear her voice you melt she is just perfect. She wears an eyepatch as well. Literally your guardian angel as a baby angel. Like, she has wings.

man she's amazing, she must be a heather.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 9, 2023

Heather

This is a girl who is all about safety. Anything she does, she has safety at the front of her mind. She likes to be cautious and take things slow and steady so that nobody, including herself, gets hurt in the process. Some might even call her the Queen of Safety.

That isn't OSHA approved, you should be more like Heather.

by Ksbh99 December 6, 2022

Heather

Heather is someone you want to be like or look like, someone you find really pretty. Heather is someone you look up to or to look like

I wish I was heather

by Jordan tamai August 15, 2020

Heather

A "heather" is someone who you think is better than you. Someone who is pretty and has good morals. The word originated from Conan Gray's song "Heather". People use it to describe someone who is perfect in the speaker's view. This was popularized in TikTok. It recently began a new "trend" during the 3rd week of August 2020. The trend is about showing off a person that you think is "heather".

She's so pretty, she's literally heather.

by insta: actan_ August 21, 2020