god

the nigga that knows every trick on the book, he can read your mind, he can save you or fuck you, he can tell you what to do and make you do it, he can make a priest honest and a pastor filthy rich, hes suposedly bigger than universe so hes THE fat fish

pastor from christian church: give your donations for the church for the lord will double every dollar you give!(bull)

emo kid: god if you dont want me to die show yourself right now (emo kid waits 6 hours before being catched by his dad beaten up and prevented do kill himself)
emo kid: thanks lord...

by RickyYen September 06, 2007

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The Great being that created the world and DOES EXIST!

God rules annd exists.

by The Playuh March 16, 2005

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God is a mental figure created from the human’s mind complexity of seeing nature phenomena’s,
An essential psychological delusion source of hope and self-fulfillment, supernatural being supposedly created space and time, lead the physical operations necessary to create biological beings for unclear reasons.

ex.: Jehovah, Elah, Kali, Lakshmi

by Ami Shiflet May 28, 2003

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God is a great!!!! People who think God is or worng have obviously never prayed to God, or never gave God a chance. You don't have to be a certain relgion or be any relgion, but u can just beleive in God. God doesn't discriminate aganst any one.God gives every body a chance. Try praying to god before you say the worng thing about God. Youn may not agree with this but I do!

God is Great!!!!!!! God Rulez!!!!!

by Super S February 10, 2005

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Existence. Christianity and all religions know it exists, but religions use rules and other cult-like plans to control life. Whatever god is, he ain't gonna put you in some place to burn for an eternity. Makes no sense.

god damnit

by anonymous July 31, 2003

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