Stevens Goggles

A term that defines the copious amounts of alcohol that must be drunk, not to make a Stevens girl look more attractive, but to make a Stevens male force up the courage to talk to any female in the whole damn room. Usually results in the guy being rejected as most Stevens girls are smart enough to know how not to get date-raped or ruthied.

The guy was so fucked up from drinking that his "Stevens Goggles" blinded him to the fact that he kept telling the Stevens girl how good he could give it to her when she could tell with one look at his drunk ass that he had never gotten laid in his entire life.

by female_population_of_SIT January 31, 2008

Brent Goggles

When you sleep or hit on multiple fat chicks why consuming alcohol. "Brent Goggles"

I woke up next to a fat chick and blamed the Brent Goggles.

by Høuse January 12, 2010

sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

Italian Goggles

When a man puts his balls on the womans eyes.

" Last night i took a picture of my wife wearing some italian goggles while she sleep"

by tepotini August 1, 2009

ear goggling

When someone perceives music as sounding better than it actually does because of copious amounts of drug use, especially ecstasy.

I must've been ear goggling last night because I listened to the recording of the set and it wasn't nearly as good as I remembered it being.

by Deliriums February 9, 2010

Obama Goggles

Once one puts on Obama goggles, everything bad that occurs in the physical universe appears to be somehow be caused by the Obama administration. Put on your Obama goggles: If there is a snowstorm that causes a deadly car accident, it's Obama's fault. If a butterfly flaps it's wings thousands of miles away and causes a tornado, it's Obama's fault. If you're feeling constipated, it's Obama's fault.

My crazy conservative uncle has his Obama goggles on again. He's pissed Phil Robertson got fired from Duck Dynasty and he is blaming Obama. I hate when he gets like this.

by flagdecal December 20, 2013

crush goggles

a state of being where a person has exponentially increased in attrativeness due to the fact that u have a crush on them.

Joe:Bruh, why do Avi like that chick? She so ug!
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag

by nicoleamy April 28, 2014