Flustrated

A mix of emotions that make you indescribably upset.

I am so flustrated i could, could...AHHH!

by Emma Banks December 4, 2010

Mercy flush

When you flush a dying fish down the toilet so he can have 'one last ride'

Ooh it looks like Goldy's headed for the big ocean in the sky...better give him a mercy flush.

by Dory March 30, 2004

Flusterated

When a mother or women is frusterated and flustered at the saem time, usaly when a mother is bitchy for no reason.

My mom was so flusterated last night

by JTB773 March 15, 2009

flushie

when a sewer system of a house 'regurgitates' old and used tampons

My girls house is so damn old that you can always expect to see flushies everytime you use the damn piss pot down stairs

by Elizabeth Jenkins April 6, 2004

flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

by Notikk July 28, 2009

flushing

I never used to flush the toilet until I was completely finished. Then, later on in life, I realized how rude this was. To stinkify the air that way. So I adopted the policy of timing the first flush so that the shit was immediately flushed away as soon as it hit the water. Of course, additional flushes were required for any more crap that was produced. Then more flushes for the toilet paper that came next. Overall, I flush at least 3 times for every crap but sometimes as many as 5.

I flushed immediately so as not to stink up the restroom.

by Queenshit October 9, 2003

Hot flush

The action of flushing a lavatory containing a particularly spicy or offensive deposit that has likely raised the temperature of the water due to it's Scoville scale. Can also result from external factors such as Upper Decking.

Peter parked a spicy tiger which resulted in an emergency hot flush preventing imminent pan meltdown.

by RhythmJunky July 27, 2010