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Modern Family

A TV show about a family.

Jay, and old rich man, is married to a young, Colombian woman named Gloria. Gloria has her own son named Manny. (Jay would be Manny's step-father)

Jay does have two kids if his own: Claire and Mitchell.

Claire is married to a real-estate agent named Phil. Claire and Phil have three kids: Haley- the oldest. Alex (girl) is smarter than Haley and Luke- the youngest who is quite dumb like Phil.

Mitchell is gay and has a partner named Cameron. Now, obviously, since they are both men, they can't have their own child. So the adopted a Vietnamese baby named Lily (she's about 5+ now)
Kid: Did you catch that episode of Modern Family last night!

Kid 2: YES! It was awesome- Cameron is totally my favorite!
by CriminalMinds01 July 9, 2014
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family night faded

The perfect level of buzz. Drunk enough to have fun even at a family reunion but not drunk enough to tell a rando that you would love to paint them green and spank them like a bad avacado
Friend 1: I want to drink, but I have to drive tonight

Friend 2: just get family night faded, you'll be fine
by FamilyKnightFaded March 30, 2015
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Instant Family

A situation where an individual moves in with a new spouse where there is a child from a previous relationship. In most cases this is particularly with a single mother. See baby momma.
Person 1: "Did you hear? Chris moved in with Jessica and her kid."
Person 2: "Wow, talk about an instant family!"
by Penix January 19, 2009
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family bathroom

Where teenagers go to hook up and have sex when they have no where else to go.

Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.

Typically not the classiest place to get it on.
Did you hear? They lost it, family bathroom style.
by hi9853 September 24, 2008
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Tokio Hotel Family

A group of Tokio Hotel fans, mainly on Yahoo!Answers, who love the German Band Tokio Hotel.

The 'Tokio Hotel Family' mainly share news, polls and surveys and opinions about the band.

Mainly being girls, they talk about the amazing smexyness of Bill, Tom, Georg and Gustav, leaving out male members of the Tokio Hotel Family.
▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: I love TH! Bill is so cute!

CallistoIsInDollaBillsCloset: Me too I love him!

DOLLA BILL IS IN CALISTOS CLOSET: I'm a guy...

▐▀▀▼▀▀▌ ►=D TH◄ ▐▄▄▲▄▄▌: How come you're the only guy in the Tokio Hotel Family?
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Royal Family

Like all other Chav like Tax scrounging parasites (Benefit Cheats) of the UK, except with more money, more bling and a bigger council House (actually more houses aswell!)
Conversation in the royal family household(s):
Big Queen Vic: whose cumin out 4 a ride in da roll's royce I as just got dis well bangin album frm woolies wif da tax paye..err I mean my money. Tis called Chico Tym

Blingin Prince Arry: rrrr, that is some well bangin shit nan
by tommy060289 June 11, 2006
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fambruh

a person that is part of real hip hop family and a bruh bruh to them all. a real hip hop connoisseur.
how are all of my fambruhs doing?
whodatmiami is a real fambruh.
by fuksudo October 13, 2013
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