ding dong

ding dong is another way to say penis or dick

person 1: "my ding dong is floppy"

by I did ur mother at May 4, 2022

Swan Dong

The last sexual performance you have with your girlfriend/boyfriend before breaking up with them. You want it to be your best performance so they miss your sexual dominance.

Girl to her friends: I had no idea he was going to break up with me. He fucked me so good right before he did it. A true Swan Dong

by Larry James August 27, 2023

Dong Duster

A perfect description for a mans ironic mustache in the style of a registered offender conjuring a vivid vision of said mustache clad lips mid fellatio being able to dust debris off of said member with his whimsical whiskers : See also “Dick Broom”

Did you happen to see Sully’s new mustache? It’s a real Dong Duster

by Dong Duster January 24, 2021

Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

Dong-crete

Dried and hardened semen.

After a full night of love making, my sheets were crusty with dong-crete.

by fishless12 August 19, 2016

max’s dong

Max’s dong, the length of it can’t be described as there’s no words in the english language for it yet.

I’ve left them on max’s dong replies

by CMX26 February 6, 2021

Bionic Dong

A reference to Swagatron 3000, bionic dong can be used to describe people who say things which are inane or of little intelligence. Bionic dong is quite versatile in meaning and usage.

A: DurbanpoisonXskunk said that you're a junkie.
B: A junkie? I don't even use drugs!
A: I guess I shouldn't listen to that bionic dong.

"Bionic Dong" can be used differently when combined with other phrases:
A: Jimmy and Joe are having a party tonight.
B: That'll be a bionic sausage fest.

by Hitmancool December 18, 2011