Turkish Delight

This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks

Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all

by OMG i dont believe it May 4, 2020

Turkish delight

When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.

Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight

Friend: fuckin sick cunt

by Whatahead July 21, 2020

Hawaiian Delight

When a man puts pineapple rings on his shaft and his partner rides him until climax. Then they jump off and he ejaculates onto the pineapple rings, which his partner eats.

Last weekend Jenny asked me to give her a Hawaiian Delight.

by ShakinItTwice August 3, 2020

pee delight

the high one experiences while about to burst with urine

It was so funny I almost collapsed with pee delight.

by the pog November 3, 2020

Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"

Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god

by Jingle823 November 30, 2020

Heavens delight

A safe word during sex that means " let's fuck on the toilet in case. We need said toilet badly. We can fuck each other until we can't hold it anymore and reach peegasm together"

Jill: honey, I can't hold it anymore... Heavens delight... Please?

Matt:alright

(they fuck their way to the toilet and Jill is masturbated all the while rocking back and forth in desperate pain and ecstasy until she leaks and pees a river, finally shivering in ecstasy and delight before wiping and going back to finish in bed)

Jill:thank god

by Jingle823 November 30, 2020

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 4, 2021