District3 are the name of three sex gods who go by the names of Micky, Dan and Greg. If they walked around naked all day their 3eeks would be lovin' it, they'd get 3eeky with them anyday.
Dan is the one with the largest tallywacker, just a quick warning to all the Dan girls out there...
Their fans are the hottest fans around and all three of the boys want to bed every single one of them.
Dan is the one with the largest tallywacker, just a quick warning to all the Dan girls out there...
Their fans are the hottest fans around and all three of the boys want to bed every single one of them.
District3 > you
District3 are sex on legs.
I love District3, they're all so perf, asdfghjkl.
Micky Parsons is sex.
I want Dan's tallywacker.
Greg West is mine!
District3 are sex on legs.
I love District3, they're all so perf, asdfghjkl.
Micky Parsons is sex.
I want Dan's tallywacker.
Greg West is mine!
by FuckMeMicky December 23, 2012
Get the District3 mug.She wants you to bail her out of every situation. You may offer her advice instead, but she'd rather just have your money. She is never satisfied with any situation, and usually nitpicks until the situation is ridiculously out-of-control.
Person A: Dude, ______ is having a really rough time. Maybe we should help her out.
Person B: <SMACK> Bitch! Don't fall for that #$*^T! She's just pulling a "Damsel-in-distress!"
Person B: <SMACK> Bitch! Don't fall for that #$*^T! She's just pulling a "Damsel-in-distress!"
by Crackerpants October 19, 2011
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Unlike my fellow Distubed fans (who own) i will tell u WHY Disturbed owns.
1.Fuck those who say the voclals are repaeted over and over i (and many others) belive that they ehcane the meaning behing what they music is about
2.The music is incridable for all those they say it suck caome to my houise with a gutair and play something better and i'll belive u ,but, until that happens disturbed is THE ONLY BAND that u can actually "listen' to and understand the music (unlike blick-182)
in short n(as it has been said many times before) DISTURBED OWNS!
1.Fuck those who say the voclals are repaeted over and over i (and many others) belive that they ehcane the meaning behing what they music is about
2.The music is incridable for all those they say it suck caome to my houise with a gutair and play something better and i'll belive u ,but, until that happens disturbed is THE ONLY BAND that u can actually "listen' to and understand the music (unlike blick-182)
in short n(as it has been said many times before) DISTURBED OWNS!
by the ownnage master January 21, 2005
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Get the Distractivated mug.best band ever!!! y dont u dumb a**es like them??? they r the greatest most talented band of all time. no other band matters. DISTURBED!!!
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Get the Distracting mug.1. when a man ejeculates into a woman's vagina, leaving behind a small but powerful nuclear weapon, which can be triggered at will if she should choose NOT to abort the pregnancy.
I am a fan of the pre-emptive strike, that why I always go with doug's drunken deposit of distruction.
by halfhearinghero June 16, 2009
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