Disabled

Luke

Luke is disabled he has no hand

by LukeTheDisabledKid April 22, 2019

Disasterbation

A masterbation session on that ends up messy and all over the place.

She came home early, and surprised me while masterubating. So I tried to finish real quick, and it ended up in a complete disasterbation

by AAADDAAA March 4, 2011

Disability

A persons ability to dis.
Dis-ability
Disability

Guy 1: "Dude, that (yellow) shirt looks like a bee crapped all over it."
Guy 2: "Seriously, that's all you could come up with?! You really need to work on your disability man."

by Ur mom..... August 3, 2009

disaster RADio

One who shakes it like a polaroid picture.

"Girl, you so disaster RADio, it's offa da scale!"

by Buttmaster Butt May 2, 2004

disatonor

snitching on someone.

yo y u a disatonor man?

by cutee19999993 June 23, 2008

disastard

Equal parts disaster, bastard, and retard.

George Bush is a disastard.

by Kelly The Dog January 2, 2009

Disappointment Stew

a stew that was accidentally undercooked and ends up with everything being all hard and crunchy instead of soft and mushy. Usually looks really good until you take the first bite.

Husband: Hey, that stew looks great!
Wife: Here, try some.
Husband: Aww shit, you made disappointment stew!

by Rockatansky September 8, 2009