Dink Flexing

Middle aged married couples without kids, aka "Dinks" (dual income no kids) spending on their lifestyles to show how hip and fit they are. The things they spend on are mountain bikes, craft beers, travel, outdoor gear in general, SUV's, etc

That couple's new SUV with new pricey mountain bikes on back is some real dink flexing.

by Laughs Along With Humans May 11, 2023

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wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers March 28, 2018

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chinky dink

the most handsome man to ever exist ever

wow that guy is a chinky dink

by landoooooooooo May 06, 2024

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Dink Hole

A classic idiot, otherwise known as a jerk or a person who ignorantly assumes. Or kinkshames.

Hunter was such a dink hole after brooming that chick like that.

by WolvesOfTheGreenForest April 24, 2016

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hink-dink

small, unpopulated, used to describe a place of residence. a backwoods town. the boondocks. a shithole.

"living in the hink-dink town of pleasant valley is like living in the boondocks."

person 1: "she lives in pleasant valley."
person 2: "that hink-dink town?"

by carihope June 23, 2011

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