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Moba Disease

Multiplayer online battle arena pathogenic virus(MOBA Disease)is an infectious disease caused by the MOBA virus.Common symptoms: Irrational anger, self entitlement, depression, IQ drops, and urges to call people"Faggots."The most common spreader is"Shit"aka"League of Legends."All who come in contact with MOBAs eventually become infected. Though many people can go months without symptoms.There are three types of MOBA Disease that affect people. All types of the virus are spread through human to human contact through MOBA video games.
The first type is named MOBA Primea Disease.(BAD) BAD effects nearly half of MOBA players.Those infected experience irrational anger at everyone they play with. They often AFK before five minutes. Common quotes include "1v1 me kid."&"Ru even ranked?XDD." These infected are most often Bronze.
The second form is "Everyone but me is autistic syndrome."aka(MobaDowns)
Those with "MobaDowns"(aka Moba Downies)tend to be more self entitled.They have altered perceptions of reality, and see themselves as the best players on their team.Anytime anything goes wrong, they blame everyone else. They disown other mobas. This MOBA Disease is VERY common in league of legends players. They will often end friendships over mobas. The third and last type of MOBA Disease is known as MobaDepressa or MDD.
People effected by MDD experience very little rage.Infected are more likely to get depressed. These players often know mobas are toxic, yet chose to play them anyway.
Jungle: "OUR FUCKING SOLO LOST LANE FAGGOT NIGGER."
Mid: "You've been standing in base since 2:00... Their jungle has not even left solo lane once."
Jungle "LITERALLY KIILL YOURSLEF BAD."
Adc: "Dude... You went 0-34 in two minutes... you literally set the world record for the most deaths before five minutes in any MOBA."
~Mid dies for the first time~
Jungle: "YOU"RE SO FUCKING GPPD BITCH. GG GGG GGGG GGGB"
Solo: "Guys, leave the jungle alone. Can't you tell he has late stage MOBA Disease?"
by echobokin October 31, 2015
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Clout Disease

A Term often used to describe one who is under-going the pressures of succumbing to social media for likes. Clout Disease is known the spread voraciously amongst those parched for likes on social media Application(s). Common symptoms of clout disease (CD) are: Cringe content creation, Drama, Drip, Click Bait Captions (CBC's), disappointment upon perceiving scripted content from a source you once liked.
Did you see Christians Instagram post? he was entertaining a few months ago but now everything he posts is hella cringe! I'm starting to believe that he may have recently been infected with Clout Disease
by oneeighthundredfacts April 21, 2020
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H Disara

A girl who orgasms a lot, even without sex, amazing hair tho and the most wifey person you will meet, she gets bullied by crackheads too , as they are of a higher intellect to her.
-That girl was just about to fall of a cliff, she’s such a H Disara!
-Why’s she dressing so provocative WHILST having a bf, such a H Disara!
-I want to marry somebody, ideally a H Disara.
by Fk04 July 11, 2021
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Dank Daddy Deep Dish

Dank daddy deep dish can apply to many things but it is reserved for the dankest, deepest, daddy shit.

Dank daddy deep dish (ex: "that good good kush") is any good shit that a dank daddy dished you. A dank daddy being a dealer of that good shit.
"Does Danny got that good shit?"

"Yeah, Danny's a total dank daddy dealer. He deals the dankest dank daddy deep dish."
by shmeeglestein May 10, 2020
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Posttraumatic Fart Disorder

A mental disorder often developed in early childhood due to having had a parent who emitted intolerably rank, often deafening farts out of the blue.
How could I have predicted that my dear husband’s vile and sudden gaseous explosions would become a trigger for my Posttraumatic Fart Disorder?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Discordian American Princess

When a Disney Princess creates chaos by showing she's not as pure as people think, she becomes a Discordian American Princess.

It also applies to any teenage girl or young woman who's had a wholesome, clean-cut image that suddenly changes when she does something shocking.
Miley Ray Cyrus showed her smile as a Disney Princess. But her spiritual advisor Reverend Loveshade and photographer Annie Leibovitz changed all that. As soon as she posed naked in a sheet, and posed with her father Billy Ray Cyrus touching her inner thigh, she became a Discordian American Princess!

Also Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, Emily Sander aka Zoey Zane.
by Felicia Barton August 3, 2008
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AOL disk

1. A nice jumbo drink coaster.
2. See frisbee
Wow, I can set two beers on this AOL disk!
by star8706 November 7, 2003
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