dick hole stepdad

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt

"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"

by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017

dick drifting

When a girl who cant use her legs rides your dick

Damn man, stacy was dick drifting like a street racer

by PiperPickledPeter February 1, 2018

dick ran

When your sitting on your naked and you move your body very fast and it looks like your dick is running

Hey bill did you dick ran today

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX May 16, 2018

Dick scurvy

Not having sex for a prolonged time which might show some physical attributes.
Similar to the traditional scurvy which is vitamin C deficiency

Also known as sex deficiency.

Its been almost 10 months.., Jusus Christ I have dick scurvy now....

by Amove July 5, 2019

Dick measuring contest

When a group of egotistical men get together

Today’s meeting turned into a dick measuring contest

by Mistressbaby November 5, 2021

Baby-dick dick-razor party

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.

"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"

by Terrorrape January 29, 2010

curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.

Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.

by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011