Linford Coote

1) A man with super powers over women;
2) To spooge on one's sister's face.

1)
Jim- I saw Linford Coote the other day.
Josh- Yeah?! I haven't seen that guy for years!
Jim- Yeah, he was about to pull out and give your mom a golden shower.
Josh- WTF???
Jim- She was asking for it.

2) Mel- I sometimes think about doing it to my sister.
Andy- Funny you mention that. You know it's easier to cross the hall than to cross the street. Plus, she let's me Linford Coote.

by DJ Crunk Face February 9, 2005

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Cooter-dodger

Someone who actively avoids vaginas or intimate interactions with women.

"Jake Roberts is such a cooter-dodger"

by Steven segall December 11, 2009

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Scooter cooter

Lesbian that rubs (scoots ) cooter (vagina) against partners cooter.

Hey man did ya see that scooter cooter at the store.

Yeah, we know which way her door swings !

by Wisdom7 May 24, 2017

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cooterwagon

Dirts that have to get in their car "dukes of hazzard" style at the gas station after buying cigarettes for a friend that tried but was too young!

Tonya had to cooterwagon quickly at the Crawfordsville Shell station.

by natalie sloan March 7, 2005

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cooterwet

Describes the region between a woman's legs that becomes moist with anticipation of my manhood.

Our bodies entangled in passion and lust, my throbbing member in her hands, she soon placed my hand against her cooterwet to say she was ready to consummate our union.

by superfly March 25, 2005

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