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coffee in the morning

coffee in the morning means you just had a sex hook-up the night before and the person you banged stayed the night
Daniel, "Hey you wanna come over tonight and chill?"
Ilana, "Only if coffee in the morning comes with it."

*Ilana wants to have sex with Daniel and stay the night*
by happyefi September 15, 2016
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Coffee Beaner

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
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Cold Coffee Face

Unpleasant facial expression pulled subsequent to having taken a drink of coffee, without realising it has been sitting there for half an hour and has gone cold.
Whoa! Nice Cold Coffee Face dude! I think you poured that cup like yesterday!
by Manus McElhone January 5, 2009
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Meat Coffee

Noun: a very suggestive yet SFW way of implying morning sex in conversation.
"Jenny seems like she's in a chipper mood today. Must have been that strong black cup of meat coffee she was talking about when she came in."
by Chocolat_Thunda April 21, 2021
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Too Much Coffee Man

Too Much Coffee Man is the single greatest super-hero of our time!
by aiden diabhal January 23, 2004
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coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.
Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!
by HappyHenry35 April 3, 2009
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Cuffer

Another term for jailbait. Going after this girl will likely get you arrested and in handcuffs.
Guy A: "I've got my eyes on the blonde baby-face in the shallow end of the pool"
Guy B: "Serious pal? She's a total cuffer"
by Akaza April 16, 2013
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