cryptosecurity

A financial security backed by cryptographic technology

Because shares in the company gave rights to company profits, and the shares were traded on the block chain, Joan's coin was a cryptosecurity

by happy_clown_capital November 27, 2017

cryptopeneur

A person who sets up a financial technology business or businesses, taking on financial risks in the hope of profit.

Daaaaamn, look at that fool, he be killin' it as cryptopeneur king of cascadia!

by __trumpet__ December 24, 2017

CryptoCompensating

to assume or call everyone a noob or pleb.

that OG is cryptocompensating, calling and assuming everyone of his followers is a noob or pleb.

by Satoshi Dopeamoto April 22, 2018

cryptocrastinate

That thing you do when you know you’re supposed o be doing something else.

Another day starts, work and study await ... this is no time to cryptocrastinate.

by Rebecca-JG May 2, 2018

cryptonimby

Someone that is terribly, terribly offended at the very thought of being accused of being a NIMBY, but refuses on the grounds of "reasonable concerns" to allow any development in their area.

"OMG. The Traffic!"

"Been studied. It will be fine."

"OMG. The Sewage!"

"We're only using 1/3 of what we have."

"OMG! My view!"

"Of what? You won't even be able see it through your trees."

"Why are you being this way?"

"Because you're a total cryptonimby"

by Al Benedict October 26, 2018

cryptofuglet

A fuglet on social media

Damn, that cryptofuglet needs his mama

by shitball487o November 16, 2018

cryptonight

What your undertaker-beau sorrowfully tells you when he is obliged to decline your request for a "moonlight stroll" because he has an urgent job in the burial-cellar of the monastery that will likely keep him busy till well past midnight. A really "heavy" statement that totally "weighs you down" emotionally, but what are ya gonna do?

My main squeeze unexpectedly hadda assist da local priest in giving last rights to a recently-deceased fellow member of the clergy in the church basement this evening, and so he was obliged to sadly shake his head and tearfully tell me, "cryptonight". He did manage to get done with said job a bit earlier than he'd expected, though, and so he was eventually able to race home and change and then come and pick me up, after all; due to the late hour, we couldn't have a full-length date like we normally would, of course, but at least we still got to stretch out on the quiet wharf for half an hour, savoring the soft lapping of the waves on the pilings, and gazing up at all da friendly twinkling stars.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018