Something totally crazy or absurd
Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
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RBG Crunch

A fat white trash hillbilly kid from the country who is a wannabe gangster that pretends to be black, he also has history of alcoholism and bitching out, as well as calling the police on people who mess with him.
RBG Crunch is a bitch ass nigga, imma beat his ass down.
by xxredeyexx December 31, 2024
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Maltene crunch

Derived from Maltene, an enzyme found in cured asphalt, Maltene crunch is the crunchy snack version of crumbled asphalt.
Man, I'm starving. I could really use a handful of Maltene crunch to hold me over until dinner.
by SpiritOfTrish May 17, 2023
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Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.
I still have my crunch coat from my last project.
by CyberGolem December 28, 2009
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