Canoodling

An Act where by a man forces ones self onto an unsuspecting pool noodle in a park.

Jimmy Fallon came quickly while canoodling his daughters pool toy.

by pity Da Foo September 8, 2011

canoeing

Placing the scrotum and testicals if a man into the eye sockets and shaking your head. If done correctly will result in an erection atop the forehead like a canoe paddle. Simular to motor boating a woman's breast or dragon boating another man's anus.

Hey babe, wanna go canoeing this weekend?

by Dirty Panda March 19, 2014

canoodle

Unnecessary touching between people. ie hugging, touching in inappropriate places , nonconsensual petting ect

I saw carla and joey canoodle in a childrens playground

by Mark Dillion Bob March 21, 2021

canoe sex

Drinking light beer.

'Fucking close to water'

Hey this beer is canoe sex. What the.. Who ordered this??

by foogan June 12, 2006

canook

Slang for Canadian... generally derogatory… often deserved… Canadians (sigh)… not that we don’t have own fools, but that’s a whole country RUN by them…

"Go BACK to your OWN lousy country, you damn Canook!"
(Actually look at the guy who was backing the Canadian’s up... He likes Hitler... kooks... give me an Aussie (Americans have NO derogatory term for Austrians for a reason) over a Canook any day...)

by Clear and ready October 26, 2003

hot dog canoeing

When two men share a canoe, usually in France.

Did you hear that Jack and Andy are going Hot Dog Canoeing this weekend?

by Miss Conception October 24, 2010

canoodling

any sexual act with a partner that is more than kissing but less than sex while cuddling is still able to occur. Stopping and restarting when others enter and exit the room is also involved.

Ian and Karissa went back to canoodling on the bed, cuddling, making out and dry humping after Ian's friends had finally left the room.

by cenedra2918 April 29, 2011