comatoast

In a coma, not likely to recover, the patient is "toast". simply replace comatose with comatoast. This got started when a family member mispronounced "comatose" and we realized that comatoast was in some cases more descriptive of the patient condition and prognosis.

The patient is comatoast.

by Bunny Love June 27, 2012

Coma-Dream

Disagreeing with something stated due to beliefs of something better. "I'm calling coma-dream on that."

"All they would have had to do was to cut back to him in the car at the end of Breaking Bad." "I don't care that they didn't, I'm calling coma-dream. It's better that way."

by Johnny Jump-Up September 30, 2013

comasko

It is the word commonly used to shorten the phrase, "Come on, let's go!"

When in a hurry to get to the movie, mom would yell "Comasko" to get us out the door on time.

by Derdav May 17, 2014

comazuipers

someon who drinks as much alcohol and falls into a coma,
in other words the exact image of freshmen

Dutch person: "Hey look comazuipers!"

Freshmen: "Fuck jou, i'm ... we're not dr.... ,
druu..unk.
Yeah fuck you! \(~o~*)

by BLAASPIJP July 13, 2014

comaculinargic

the effect ultra-rich food has on an individual after its consumption, producing a sleepy, lethargic, comatose state.

My wife made the most delicious comaculinargic chocolate mousse last night.

by VoiceofReasonability September 19, 2015

Comaphile

A manbun enthusiast. Someone who loves manbuns (hair).

Katy: I love Jimmy's new hairdo. I like guys with manbuns!
Taylor: You're such a comaphile!

by VioletVelvetRaspberry June 9, 2016

Comatable

When someone is so easy to come at

Brian is a comatable little ho.

by Avalimee June 7, 2016