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royal colonic

Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.
Zach: Wow, just had the best royal colonic, I'm feeling real fresh now..
by jack sallisse November 24, 2013
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strollin' for colon

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"
by Jebi Se June 28, 2007
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The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.
"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."
by Kron' May 19, 2008
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Colon+crockpot

Colon crockpot describes a filthy crap crusted port a pot or restroom
"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."

How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot
by Buddah61 August 29, 2016
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copson

a cop who likes dohnuts
your neihborhood cop is a copson
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dirty colonel sanders

The term 'dirty colonel sanders' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit moustache and a shit beard on your partner's face by taking your cock out of your partner's ass and putting it in their mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips and the ball sack slammed against the chin, shit is scraped off and comes to rest on her upper lip and chin, in a moustache and small beard configuration .
He fucked her in the ass so hard, and than rammed her with an ATM, that he gave her a dirty colonel sanders.
by Binky 10-43 October 22, 2017
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Colonel Rubens

A mythical portly man that grants barbar eden type genie wishes. Do not use the wishes to have sex with hefty women, because this will anger the colonel
The colonel granted me three wishes that night I fucked three fat bithces. Colonel Rubens called me a fucking stoonoad
by wrubens August 18, 2006
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