Coffee

Coffee is the way. Coffee is the light. I stumbled across a work of genius and like a good everythingian I brought it back here to share with you.
the pleasures and pains of coffee
Read it. Ponder it. Wonder at it. If it's not your cup of tea maybe one of the following coffe links will be. Never stray from the path.

RFC 2324 (Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0))

by zot-fot-piq October 14, 2003

cup of coffee

When a baseball player is in the Major Leagues for a very short time.

Chuck Goggin was a pretty good player, but he only had a cup of coffee for the Red Sox.

by Big Tom September 6, 2005

Coffee Grind

When a female/any person with a vagina rubs her vaginal area on someone else, especially while that person is sleeping, passed out or otherwise occupied.

Coffee grind is also less commonly used to describe rubbing the vaginal area on a willing partner during foreplay.

"Kelly, don't bother coffee grindin' that guy - he's just pretending to be asleep!"

"Quick, grab the camera! Katie's giving Brad a mad coffee grind!"

by Blue Honey December 27, 2007

coffee shop

a place where you can buy a cup of coffee. in holland however, you can get your pot there. and like a proper shop they do have a menu...

i went to amsterdam and got some good weed there in the local coffee shop

by dikke dennis January 13, 2009

college coffee

When you replace the water with Red-bull when brewing a coffee. Then drop in a bottle of 5 hour energy and a shot of vodka, and a sprinkle of cocaine.

Tommy woke up and made a college coffee to get to his 8am class.

by † Noobles † June 19, 2014

cofl

Collapse on floor laughing

Ahhhh! That joke was soooooooooo funny, im gonna cofl.

by Actual Rofl Copter March 10, 2010

coffay

How Odd Todd says and spells coffee.

How about some coffay?

by donth October 26, 2003