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When you replace the water with Red-bull when brewing a coffee. Then drop in a bottle of 5 hour energy and a shot of vodka, and a sprinkle of cocaine.
Tommy woke up and made a college coffee to get to his 8am class.
by † Noobles † June 19, 2014
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A term used by adolescent gamers to let their friends know that they will be unreachable for a bit. Most the time "afk" is used as a discreet way to say, "I will be right back, I am going to go masterbate for a bit." Creating the new popular meaning of AFK, "Another Fap Kill".
I will be afk for about 5 min.
by † Noobles † June 20, 2014
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While a female is on her period, she inserts pills into the vagina until she cannot hold them in any longer. She will then push out all the pills onto her friends, family, or partners.
Emily gave her boyfriend a red pacman.
by † Noobles † June 19, 2014
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