herring choker

An individual of Scandinavian descent. Also applicable to landlocked enclaves of Scandinavian emigrants, such as the entire state of Minnesota, even though these communities no longer choke their herring in the traditional fashion but instead rely on commercial canneries to pre-choke and pickle their fish.

Torvald: Hey, this bar got any Tuborg?
Barkeep: Sorry, we don't serve herring chokers here.

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.

John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.

by The Great Jake September 14, 2009

chode

the penis part thing where it’s lodged into the skin and looks like a lil baby peen:)

him- gimmie the neck;)
her-pull it out
him- *pull it out*
her- LMFAO U GOT A CHODE
GTFO W THA
him- :(

by lol_u_ugly_jada November 12, 2018

chode chomper

SoMEONE WHO CHOMPS THE COCK AND LOVES IT

Jeff's a chode chomper, he sucks joes cock!

by HeAb November 10, 2003

Chode

A chode is a penis that is fatter (wider) than it is long.

Gannon is a chode because his penis is short and stubby.

by Adam Joseph July 20, 2008

chode burgler

one who burgles chodes

tyler is such a chode burgler!

by gary manilow November 2, 2007

Chode Monkey

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode

Infuser is a chode Monkey

by Slaytanic December 11, 2004