cardboard tube samurai

the cardboard tube samurai is a popular character from penny-arcade.com, a rather good webcomic. you should read it. it has the cardboard tube samurai in it.

The tube is civilisation.

by bobman October 6, 2003

carrion question

(n.) A question intended to gauge the life expectancy of a relationship that vaguely insinuates wishes for its end.

Carrion Questions:

How's your boyfriend?
Did he bring you flowers for your show?
Where are you going on your date?
What did he get you for Valentine's Day?

by Samson III October 17, 2006

cardiac arrest

Refers to an instance where you get "cuffed 'n' booked" for stealing someone's heart.

Cardiac arrest never happens in real life, of course, but "there oughtta be a law" against trifling with someone's affections.

by QuacksO October 5, 2018

Cardiogasm

Relating to the sound you make when you havent worked out in awhile. After the first 5 minutes, every sound you make is an "ooooh" or and "ahhhh"

Runner 1: Ahhhhh this feels fantastic
Runner 2: Ooooh ahhhhh ooooh
Runner 1: Dude you okay?
Runner 2: mmmmm ooooh yeahhhh ouch ahhhh
Runner 1: Oh I get it, you're having a total cardiogasm

by HannahHorton December 23, 2008

Cardinale

1) A nerdy jock who can get any girl he wants because he a little player and girls love his perfect ass. "Cardinale" usually has to do with being tan...and is always lookin sexyyyy.

2) A way to describe someone who is really tan.

Look at that guy he's so Cardinale!!!

by Fatass bitch June 21, 2011

Cardi B Feminist

A feminist, but one that is extremely whore-ish and bitchy.

Them cardi b feminists taking over, and now I fear for the future of feminism.

by El ritardo June 28, 2018

cardiff

a shit hole where wanna be year 8 roadmen hang out.

me: (just walking)
cocky year 7: ayyyyyy look at that twat.
me: (just walking away)
the yr 7s dickhead mates: oi did u here what he said
me: nah sorry mate i couldn't get that.
yr 7: ur a wanker

me: (walks away)

and thats it ladz cardiff

by BIG_POPPADOM June 23, 2020