candilicious

the state of mind exhibited when given candy

My friend Chardae was beautifully candilicious after I gave her a going away present of tasty sweet things.

by paracelsus37 November 6, 2009

cannibus

The bathroom in a Mexican restaurant

I need to hit the cannibus

by rek2 September 28, 2008

Candice

1. A conjugal visit for convicted bear assassins.

2. Batwoman's slave.

3. An excruciating technique used by older men to help widen the eye of the penis in which a metal rod is inserted into the urethra on a regular basis.

Dude 1: Wanna hang out tonight dude?
Dude 2: I can't dude, i gotta go candice my prison bitch.

Dude 1: Dude, why doesn't Batwoman clean around the Batcave?
Dude 2: Why would she? She's got a candice.

Dude 1: Dude, i totally just did a candice on my penis. The hole is like an inch wider.
Dude 2: Dude, why do i hang out with you?

by The_Cox November 5, 2009

CannibalCorpse

teh molester of teh little boys.

CannibalCorpse that dirty mother fucker rape my little boy ;

by Teh Kastro wuz h3r3 July 7, 2003

Candie

She's a stripper with love handles and stretch marks to spare. She's crazy and will try to steel any man possible. She never learned to keep her legs closed. She abandons children for her own benifit.

She enjoys committing fraud and taking money from boyfriends, exes, and family

1. See that girl on stage. She is definitely a Candie on the pole.

2. Jill: Here about the bank robbery?
Jack: yeah, crazy huh?
Jill: Such a Candie move.

by The gurl n-xed door August 20, 2010

Candis-clitrous

a woman who loves to stemulate her self while taking a load up the nose

she took my load while she masterbated her self to orgasmic proporations

by killerbunny454 November 10, 2003

Trash-Canning

An anti-social statement to one's sexual partner whereas the mark is forced to shit -as a laugh, hence the term: Trash-canning. Trash-canning is funny! An act of rectal plunging. Mind Games: When you want to think of an excuse to dump someone. Trash-canning is funny!

Mario was Trash-Canning Princess and succeeded in getting her to poop!

by Doll-Fish June 1, 2007