cannon-fodder complex

Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.

Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.

1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.

2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!

3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.

by Mark H July 10, 2004

beaver canyon

A womans genitals

John went white water rafting down Janes beaver canyon.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

trouser cannon

The male reproductive organ, also known as a penis.

That trouser cannon was so big, it scared my vagina!

by arcansenal April 15, 2008

Glitter Cannon

A circle-jerk involving 5 or more guys with a girl either sitting or laying in the middle, receiving the cum all over her body, making her sparkle.

Dude, did you hear about Brittany?

Yea, she took a full glitter cannon to the face. She was shining from here to china.

by GBOA January 10, 2010

Middle Pocket Cum Cannon

A willy

I'm going to use my middle pocket cum cannon to shoot you down!

by Lugwyrm July 16, 2009

canonical

(1) In agreement with the religious law.
(2) In mathematics, the obvious or natural choice.

(1) Canonical Investiture is the act by which a suzerain granted a fief to his vassal.
(2) Let f be the canonical map between X and Y....

by Steve M June 4, 2004

Canyon Crest Academy

A very wealthy high school in the Carmel Valley neighborhood of San Diego. Students here are very motivated and take 5+ AP Courses each year, along with having an internship and playing Varsity Sports, to look competitive for colleges. Students are also very invested in the arts, and many go on to Julliard. However, because they ended the lottery, it's more like neighboring Torrey Pines High School, and is overcrowded.

Ted: "What's a real High School like?"
Paul: "I don't know, I went to Canyon Crest Academy"

by partyrockstar222 February 27, 2017