Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.

My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.

by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023

senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.

Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!

by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017

Cactus Picker

Ethnic slur for an Arab. Similar to calling a black person a "Cotton Picker"

Shutup up you dirty cactus picker!

by Massa'sWife October 19, 2020

CACTUS

(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”

Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”

“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”

“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”

by KCHooligan January 26, 2024

swollen cactus

When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.

Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.

My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus

by LONEWOLF_3393-THE BIGGEST YETI July 25, 2017

cactus

a cactus is a person who is being a jerk. cactus lowkey means prick.

"he's a cactus, baby. don't listen to him."
"but he's MY cactus."

by starsforeyes September 11, 2016