by Snixxx April 21, 2024
Get the Fire Cactus mug.When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
by Rhukebab January 26, 2016
Get the Cactus Surprise mug.When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.
"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."
by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 24, 2025
Get the Cactus-Pussy mug.Humble Cactus is a phrase used to refer to someone being a bitch. It is used in Minecraft because of the Microsoft chat reporting system. Another variation of this is Recap.
by Bamblue_1043 August 8, 2022
Get the Humble Cactus mug.by starsforeyes September 11, 2016
Get the cactus mug.a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.
by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019
Get the cactus mug.(C.A.C.T.U.S.) an acronym for “Cops Are Class Traitors (in the) United States.”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
Often used in place of calling police officers “pigs” and more covert than “ACAB”
“Just got pulled over by a CACTUS for doing seven MPH over the speed limit.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”
“Can you believe that guy’s a cop now? What a CACTUS.”
by KCHooligan January 26, 2024
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