meaningless cream

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.

Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream

by JP$ September 30, 2003

canal cream

The lubricating fluid present within a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.

See cunt juice.

1. Besides, you get her going for some piss clit action and her canal cream is gonna have a stronger scent than the few drops of piss on her clit!

2. Canal cream FTW!

3. mmmmmm canal cream........... That's like some sort of Ice Cream flavor isn't it?

by Ghostwulfe July 4, 2005

Cookie and Cream

Lapping up a thick milky (Vagina Cum) some women ejaculate during cunnilingus.

Her Cookie and Cream was all over His tongue as she Orgasmed, it was a bit thick and salty

by The Exterminator February 19, 2009

Cream the rabbit

A polite sweet little girl using Cheese as her weapon she can fly with her ears.She hates robotnik

I think she feeds her Choa Crack:)

by Colton May 7, 2004

cream pie

A pie filled with cream.

Ooh, that banana cream pie looks tasty.

by Jason_tbear8902 July 1, 2006

Whipped Cream

A delicious white cream from enslaved black cows.

The black people don't eat whipped cream because it gives them bad memories, and Post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD).

by pokepotty August 5, 2011

ice cream

Something that given the right flavor and texture, will instantaneously take away all your negative feelings momentarily...which is why it's dangerous because eating it feels good and you don't know how much you've been overdoing it until you realize, "hey, i'm done with half the container already...ugh, not again."

I had to put on my hoodie and headed to the local CVS at 2 in the morning because I wanted some ice cream but feeling like a big loser who caves to creamy goodness time and time again. It felt like something I shouldn't be doing but hell, I can't wait to get that goodness in me!

by oksixme November 10, 2009