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cleaning the milk wand

Another synonym for masturbating. Like the phrases "spanking the monkey" or "beating the meat"

Comes from the motion of cleaning the milk wand that steams milk with a towel to keep milk from drying onto it. Coffee shops (ex. Starbucks, Jazzman's) have milk wands.
Mike was totally cleaning the milk wand in your bathroom.
by Rabid Nozomi October 24, 2008
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Clean Skank

The art of skanking to less than dirty, 'dubstep-ish' music, such as a Mr. Scruff live set which utilises heavy base whilst managing to still stay jazzy and comfortable on the ears. This type of music therefore enduces clean, more artful skaning.
"Oi Bagz, Niall, that girl's on a clean skank, real nice and groovy"
by Beefcake123 November 24, 2009
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Eat clean

To consume as little junk food as possible, concentrating on whole grains, complex carbohydrates, starches, fruits, vegetables, lean meats, and healthy fats; used almost exclusively in sports and bodybuilding circles.
"If you wanna get big, bro, you gotta train hard, eat clean, and sleep right."
by Coprolith October 23, 2005
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cop cleaner

Also referred to as a bird dog; Someone who will flush the cops out of the brush
A car passes you on the highway, doing 10-15mph better than your speed.

Passenger: Hey, why are you speeding up? you trying to catch him?
Driver: Nope, found a cop cleaner (bird dog) to flush out the speed traps!
by OneFaller September 28, 2005
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clean sheet

prevent scoring from the opposite team
ter Stegen had made some great save to have a clean sheet
by brucehan October 21, 2019
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not clean

This room is not clean.
by purplesenpai February 20, 2018
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cuttin' it clean

Taking a shit and not having to wipe.
Damn man, thank god I was cuttin' it clean a few minutes ago. I wouldn't have had time to make it out alive.
by John Jenkins jr. March 1, 2014
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