Butt Spackle

The act of blowing out matter from one's rectum onto the walls of the porcelain bowl. Butt Spackle, as a consequence, if a tough clean up. Multiple flushings fails to dislodge said material.

Johnny Shatt, a legend in the Greater Lossss Angeleeeeez area for his restroom antics, Butt Spackled the bowl with partially metabolized butt paste! The said poo reminded him of the fine paintings of post modern art masters of the past. Proudly, Johnny Shatt took not too few a picture with his crusty, but functioning Motorola.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

butt nut fart

The Butt Nut Fart is an action preformed by 3 people. One must be the butt slapper, another is to be the nut puncher, and the last is to be the one getting hit. The 2 hitter must hit the person at the same time which in turn will cause a fart.

Tom: Hey, what are you guys doing?
Chris: You’ll see
Jeremy and Chris: BUTT NUT FART
*Smack* *punch*
Tom: *Farts*

by ckllol June 25, 2023

Missouri Head Butt

When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.

Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.

Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!

by The Graham Cracker November 9, 2011

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013

glass of butt

When you are thirsty for that ass so you ask for a glass of it.

Damn kid, did you see that ass? I could use a nice glass of butt right about now.

by Joey Sis April 11, 2017

European Bubble Butt (By X2 Tha P)

The "European Bubble Butt" was created in Miami, Fl by local rapper X2TP (X2 Tha P) And is a sex move/position in which liquids such as (Soft Drinks, Energy Drinks, Alcohol etc. is poured into a woman's rectum by there partner. The partner will then proceed by inserting a McDonald's straw into the woman's rectum and then blowing on the other end of the straw causing the liquids in the woman's rectum to bubble, it was inspired from when X2TP (X2 Tha P) was younger having meal's in restaurants, where he would put different drinks in a cup and mixed them together by blowing with a straw. BUT WAIT! there's more, Part 2 of the position begins soon after the bubbles have settled, The woman will sit in a squatting position over 2 shot glasses, She will begin pushing the liquid out from her rectum and into the shot glasses, anymore liquid that has missed or hasn't been used MUST be disposed of "properly". The Final part of the move/position is to cut the McDonald's Straw in half, Placed into the 2 Shot Glasses and elegantly sipped on by the couple. Once Finished they MUST say "God Save Tha Queen", The Sex move/position has been completed.

Rules:
1. Must Be A McDonalds Straw
2. Must Be With Someone From Europe or If Not Possible Must Be Performed In Europe
3. Have Fun!

Person 1: Hey Honey! I Know we've been going through a ruff patch recently BUT i think i know have to change that.
Person 2: Really How?
Person 1: Well it's called the "European Bubble Butt" Its where i will pour liquid into your asshole then*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) What the actual fuck is wrong with you!!!!

Person 1: Well i just thought*
Person 2: (Interrupt's) Well you thought wrong!! How dare you talk to me about this inside a movie theatre people might hear you
Person 3: Actually we can hear you but continue, tell us more about this "European Bubble Butt (By X2 Tha P)"

by E.Rod305 October 15, 2020

Sack chasing dirty butt

Sack chasing dirty butt a hoe that does sexual favors for dope and follows the dope man around

There's that sack chasing dirty butt sucking dick while riding with the man

by Sycoe163 July 31, 2016