wake and bake

A stoner's lone motivation to forego snoozing for ten more minutes. Also known as "morning glory" and "the buffer between my fist and my boss's face."

"I'm ready for bed. Leave the bong ready so we can wake and bake before work."

by The Prototype May 8, 2007

bake

To smoke weed in a closed area.

Roll up your windows so we can bake.

by Dustin January 10, 2003

Hannah Baker

another term for suicide; Gonna kill yourself; etc

Dude if Givens doesn't accept my paper I am gonna Hannah baker myself.
Dude same.

by A,Friend May 20, 2017

Bakes

Form of the last name of Baker. Nickname for someone who smokes a lot of marijuana and/or is generally baked in their daily life.

Did you talk to Bakes today? He doesn't have any idea what is going on.

by Harsh_Kumar February 24, 2008

baked

extremely high on weed, high, stoned

dude last night i got so baked, what happened to that girl i was with?

by Jackson Brady January 3, 2008

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 12, 2008

Dutch Bakery

An intense variation of Dutch Oven, where one "bakes" their flatulence under the blankets, whilst having an electric blanket turned on. The heat of the electric blanket warms the stink cloud and it's smell and flavour is so intense it can cause severe vommiting or divorce.

BAZ: "Im going to jail for attempted murder. ): "

KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"

BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."

by chonbrother July 5, 2010