happy booger

a dry or wet booger dangling from the nose, everyone else can see it but you.

"Yo, you got a happy booger, wipe it!"

by sholee January 3, 2008

[Bum Boogers]

Little wads of toilet paper left in and around your asshole following a dry wipe.

That girl I was with last night had so many Bum Boogers I had to hose her down before she got them on my sheets.

by Pablo Junior December 22, 2008

Shit Boogers

Shit Boogers are found the morning after a night of having your nose in a girls butthole. When you sneeze or pick your nose in the morning and find a little piece of poo....this is a shit booger. CONGRATS! You just got your first case of shit boogers!

I woke up this morning and remembered that I 69'd with my girlfriend last night. While engaged in the act, I stuck my nose up her butthole for some odd reason. Then I sneezed out some Shit Boogers!

by ToeRiffic! March 27, 2012

Bomgees

Lucious orbs sought tirelessly by straight men, lesbians and sharks. See also boobs.

"Can Sharky squeeze the bomgees? When you have 5-star bomgees, you have to share with the world! Social contract! Huh! Huh!"

by TyraBeast October 3, 2008

Dong Bonger

A person who constantly peforms blow jobs, a slut or an idiot.

Jimmy is a dong bonger.

by mogwtfbbqu July 5, 2009

The Bongerizer

the combination of a well working vaporizor with a bong formation....this willl fuck you up

I just hit the Bongerizer and that shit wrecked my night

by mac n cheese hoes October 29, 2009

Bogger

Someone who knows that they are extremely "swagful". A title that is obtained at birth. Only boggers know that they are indeed a bogger.

Dylan, lil wayne is a staight bogger.

by AD10 August 7, 2011